Overthinking is the biggest cause of our unhappiness. Keep yourself occupied. Keep your mind off things that don’t help you. Be optimistic.
Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry.
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(via daringtome)
“My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me”
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian
And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.
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How to Pick Your Life Partner / and this is often forgotten (via zsrmx)
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
If you have the person you really want. You are one lucky fucker.
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(via bl-ossomed)